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A brunette, red-head and a blonde were sentenced

A brunette, red-head and a blonde were sentenced to death and are all about to be killed by a firing squad.

The brunette is first to face the firing squad. The firing squad ready themselves, “READY, AIM -“”TSUNAMI!” the brunette screams. The firing squad look around for the tsunami and sea nothing (geddit…?). In that brief moment, the brunette had managed to escape her peril.

The red-head is next in line. The firing squad begins, “READY, AIM -” “TORNADO!” The red-head yells. The firing squad twist their heads around in a panic, to find no tornado and…no red-head. She too had escaped.

Finally, it was the blondes turn. The firing squad prepared themselves, “READY, AIM-” “FIRE!” Yelled the blonde.